January 2010
3 posts
“Im on the pill too and dont use condoms as theres no point…weve both been...”
– Quote from the internet. Stupid. Freaking. Idiots. I can’t believe that there are actual people walking around with these thoughts. It both saddens me and makes me laugh simultaneously. +Babies!
Jan 17th
Jan 11th
Mark My Words--It's Gonna Happen This Time.
As I read through the syllabus for my humanities class—school starts in a week; I am so excited—I started to think. Every semester I say to myself “this is the semester that you’re getting straight A’s.” Usually I end up having one measly B that ruins the entire semester and while that’s acceptable and doesn’t hurt my GPA much, it still doesn’t...
Jan 3rd
December 2009
5 posts
Not Attending My High School Graduation?
Well my procrastination skills along with my laziness and my inability to pay attention has put me in a heartbreaking position. My original plan was to attend both my college AND high school graduation—just because I believe fully that the more celebration the better! But alas, I have missed the date to turn in my money for the cap and gown to Clearwater High. It was Dec. 15th and it is...
Dec 30th
Je m'appelle Funny Bear & Final Exams
I’m sick. I’m diseased. I’m sneezing all over the place and fluids are flowing where they should not be flowing. I’m gross. And I have 2 impossible finals next week. I have to turn in my 3 chapters of calculus homework on Monday and I’ve only completed one chapter so far…I have the Chemistry 2 exam Tuesday and I haven’t learned a thing (no exaggeration...
Dec 13th
“I have attempted to blind them using a 10mw laser but it seemed to have no...”
– This blog after talking about different ways to kill a lizard. I love blog-surfing. Pretty much sums-up my day.
Dec 11th
Dec 5th
It's like when you ignore God's existence until...
I’ve had a heck of a lot of unfiltered thoughts lately. I just don’t know where to put them and so now, after re-visiting ALLLL of my old sites, I am deciding to keep up with this blog again. I feel bad though. I’m only starting it again because I need to write :/ And also because the only reason I stopped was because I was spending less time on the computer. Lately I’ve...
Dec 5th
May 2009
4 posts
I Never Thought That I Would Come to Such a...
Lately I’ve been thinking. I keep up with a lot of internet sites. I have facebook, myspace, twitter, dailybooth, and tumblr that I go on everyday and whatnot. And lately I’ve been thinking…I don’t want to do them anymore XD I knew this would happen someday soon but I figured it would happen more when I went off to college and not anytime before that. But I guess...
May 3rd
“cook like NO ONE IS WATCHING” what the hell does that even mean?...”
– natalietran from Twitter/Youtube
May 3rd
McCain Would Never Allow Such a Thing to Happen
Millions of couples, retirees may have to repay some of Obama tax credit WASHINGTON (AP) — Millions of Americans enjoying their small windfall from President Barack Obama’s “Making Work Pay” tax credit are in for an unpleasant surprise next spring. The government is going to want some of that money back. The tax credit is supposed to provide up to $400 to individuals and...
May 1st
May 1st
April 2009
25 posts
“life is like a box of terrible analogies.”
– Some guy’s myspace
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
The Day I Stopped Following Kristina Horner on...
:l So you know BEDA? Blog Every Day April? My favorite of the 5 awesome girls on youtube is hands-down Kristina. She’s interesting, she’s funny, she’s cool, and she is participating in BEDA. I read her blog today about how much better it is to birth a child at home with a midwife, rather than in a hospital with corrupt doctors that just want to go home, and let’s just...
Apr 29th
Rationalizing a B
So next week is finals and that means that Jillian is sitting in the corner calculating all the possibilities for her grades. I’m very upset with one particular grade. My intro to chemistry grade? Yeah, it should be an A. But it’s not. It’s a B. However, I know this stuff. I’m not an expert, but I understand everything and I can easily ace intro to chem things. I deserve...
Apr 28th
A Sudden Understanding in Higher Learning
I finally understand school. Like completely. Ok so today I was totally unprepared for my math test on hyperbolas, parabolas, and ellipses. I couldn’t figure anything out on the homework in the 2 hour break prior to the test and I wasn’t freaking out but I was concerned. And then I realized something. I haven’t done anything for math tests at all this semester, yet I’ve...
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
This is Not in My Approval Matrix
If you get that reference I love you. SO UM. MY LOOSE LIGAMENTS IN MY JAW? Officially are beginning to cause a problem. My jaw is starting to hurt now. Which means eventually it will just constantly hurt. It’ll be gradual at first but eventually, it will hurt to chew. I’m so mortified D: UGH. Stupid jaw. What sucks is that the only way to fix TMJ is to get surgery on it and...
Apr 26th
Taxes
Today Professor Fenley said something that really caught my attention. Now I’ve recently stated my newly formed nationalistic and patriotic views and I still stand by them, however I did lose a bit of faith in America with something that Professor Fenley explained (with his trademark chuckle I might add). We are ending the humanities (IDS) course with a bazillion notes on how each of the...
Apr 22nd
Apr 21st
My New Myspace
Ok I have officially declared my myspace un-hacked and ready to be re-created. All I need now are my eighty-some-odd friends back. Ugh. Tedious. Add me to make my life easier so I don’t have to search for you? http://www.myspace.com/steinbeckschminebeck
Apr 21st
What's Your Individualized Philosophy?
I was thinking today. I’ve always loved the magic of logic. Well, not always. I didn’t realize the power of logic until probably about this year way back when in first semester. Anyways, as soon as I realized the power that logic carries with it I have had urges to use it on everything. And when I say everything, I mean everything. I have had cravings to be able to use it. It’s...
Apr 20th
Shaheen Jafargholi
I contemplated getting on my hands and knees and bowing down to this kid like he was the emperor of ancient China. He’s been blessed with a true gift my friends. Totally looks effortless. I want to study him. (fixed the whole embedding disabled problem by simply not embedding it)
Apr 20th
My Home is Officially on the Market. Any takers? →
Buh-BAM. Pretty much sells itself or whatevskies.
Apr 17th
ListenLet’s get down to business  to defeat...
Apr 12th
Ain't Life Wonderful
So Jamie Waylett, who plays Crabbe in the Harry Potter movies, got arrested for growing pot in his bedroom. What is wrong with the world? It’s crashing all around me. My childhood role model movie is revealing itself to be just a movie with a bunch of gay-horse-loving-pot-growing-drunken-corona-drinking actors. Normally I wouldn’t care, but anything that has an ounce of...
Apr 12th
Please Let Me Never Wake Up Again
I don’t even feel like writing this but I feel that I should so that people know not to push my buttons. Again sorry for the complaining and the negativity but this blog is where I get it all out so it’s your fault for following me D: When I said “one sucky day after the next” I freaking meant it. All of these…inconvientent things are happening to me everyday one...
Apr 11th
One Sucky Day After the Next
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WEEK. THIS WEEK IS OUT TO GET ME. IT WANTS TO DEGRADE MY MENTAL STABILITY TO A DEGREE SO LOW THAT I WILL JUST BREAKDOWN AND HAVE A FIT. So beware? Ok so after the retardedly difficult week I have been having, I was pretty glad that it was thursday and that I had already gone to my most challenging classes and just had lab left. Every week me and Chanae finish up...
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
Apr 8th
SAT Scores Are In -hyperventilates-
Ok I did REALLY well on the verbal and writing sections and whatnot. We are talking 80-90 percentile, I am very proud. However my problem area is the math. That damn geometry is what I blame it on. Anyways I don’t know if my math scores will suffice or if I should re-take the test to get a higher math score? To get into USF the required math score is 440. I got a 470. XD? That’s...
Apr 7th
Songs That I Need To Put on My Ipod Once I Get My...
-so says I by the shins -yiruma: spring time, passing by, do you, moonlight, time changes -day n night by kid cudi -molly smiles by jesse spencer -always on my mind by phantom planet -hey now girl by phantom planet -bush war blues by billy bragg -cannibal queen & viking hearts by miniature tigers -start wearing purple by gogol bordello -i want some more by dan auerbach -ooh la la by...
Apr 5th
Apr 5th
Apr 4th
What Do You Call a Pig That Knows Karate?
A PORKCHOP. Just giving you your dose of Hannah Montana awesome.
Apr 4th
My Last Orthodontist Appointment
Today was the last time that I will step into that beloved office with it’s dreadful memories :/ I feel like I just passed this huge milestone of my life. Of course I did something stupid and forgot my retainer and had to go back and get it. They were waiting for me to come back and when I did they were like, “Yeah it’s probably not smart to forget your retainer at your retainer...
Apr 1st
What a Creepster
Holy shit, are you serious God? THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE GIVING ME. THANKS I APPRECIATE IT. So I have a major math test tomorrow and I didn’t do any of the homework or anything and I missed the review class on Monday because the museum thing took all day so I decided that I would go to the spc library tonight and really crack down and focus. This black guy walks up to me and signals to me that...
Apr 1st
March 2009
29 posts
“Nobody leaves this place without singin’ the blues.”
– Weird black musician from “Adventures in Babysitting” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rY3dn5kos
Mar 28th
101 Ways to Make Someone Feel Unimportant on Their...
Sorry for the negativity on this happy day of my own personal birth, but I have something to say XD So I wanted one of those delicious ice cream cakes from Publix for my birthday because I never get to have them and it just seems more special than a regular cake. My mom was all set on buying one for me and everything, until she saw the price. She came home and was like, “So I don’t...
Mar 28th
ListenI have found a new love. He is a piano composer...
Mar 27th
Mar 26th
That Was NOT a Stupid Question D:
So something is bothering me. I asked this question in my pre-calculus today and I got snickers. Normally I would be fine with this because I’m used to being the person who asks a lot of questions and occasionally they are stupid. BUT THIS ONE WAS NOT STUPID. I JUST DIDN’T CONNECT THE DOTS, OK? Ok so we were doing something with inequalities and she said that if you wanted to find...
Mar 25th
Newly Realized Pet Peeves
You know what really bugs me? When people wear the same jacket everyday. Or even if you own like 3 jackets, but you wear a jacket everyday, that’s still just as annoying. Dr. Phil says that people who wear jackets everyday use it as a “security blanket”. Well stop being insecure or at least try to hide that you’re insecure. Because it’s freaking annoying. I have this...
Mar 24th
There Isn't Enough Time in the World for Me to...
OK SO I HAVE A GRAND IDEA. You know how a couple weeks ago I was questioning whether instead of being a doctor maybe I should be some sort of science professor? WELL. What if I was a doctor/science professor! Like teaching a class on the side sort of business! Or a lab! You know something where it doesn’t take much time to put together OR I COULD BE A SCIENCE TUTOR ON THE SIDE. YEAH! My...
Mar 21st
ListenWhat I’m currently blasting in my ears. Oh...
Mar 20th
-chuckle-
I went through all of my dailybooth pictures and deleted the ugly ones. BAHAHA IT’S LIKE THEY NEVER EXISTED o_o
Mar 20th
Sudden Patriotism
Taking American History 2 this semester has had a profound effect on the way I view America. I used to think I was so above the rest of the ignorant Americans and that America was just an arrogant country that I did not want to be a part of. I wished that I had a different accent, maybe British or Scottish, and that I was born somewhere else. I was ashamed to be an American. Granted this was...
Mar 20th
Pessimism to the Max
I was reading my old twitter posts as a means of not doing my american history readings, and I noticed one simple thing: Twitter is where I go to complain about my life. Seriously, if you read through all of my crap on twitter it’s all a bunch of whines. Maybe I’ve just been extra negative lately. Like more than usual, I mean. Yeah I think that’s it. I’ve just been extra...
Mar 18th
When Did I Stop Understanding Chemistry?
Aw crud.
Mar 18th